Ovaries Suck
A former employer once described me to a new employee. “Nikki (her name was Nikki), you know how you’re kind of a ‘guy’s gal?’ How you get along really well with all the boys, watch sports, drink beer, etc?” “Yes,” said Nikki, wondering where this was going, I’m sure.
“Well Karla IS a guy.”
This was apparently a reference to my affinity for porn, booze and casual sex (and bragging about same), and my pathological avoidance of such womanly pursuits as commitment, healthy relationships and, oh I don’t know, knitting or some shit.
That being said, last week I totally acted like a girl. Twice.
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