Dialing Under the Influence
Have you heard about those dealies that they put on the cars of major, court-determined alcoholics? It’s a breathalyzer set-up that you have to blow into before you can start the car. The ignition won’t start unless you’re sober enough to drive.
I want one of those things on my phone.
The other day I woke up with only fuzzy memories of how I got home. Apparently some cabbie had mercy and got my inebriated ass home from Elbo, even though I don’t quite think I had enough fare. This is bad.
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