Geometry Pt. 1: Third Person Squared (Batter Up)
“…She thinks she might like the boy in the middle. She took a motorbike ride with him once (wherein she squealed appreciatively in a charming manner). She’s had a couple of decent “We’ve got friends in common, we probably have other things in common” conversations with him. She’s battered her eyes at him. She has pretty eyes, she’s heard…”
“Wait a minute…Battered her eyes?”
The author was slightly drunk.
“That can’t be right. It’s not “battered,” for Christ’s sake.”
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