Last Night
“You don’t remember me?”
“Uh…”
“You seriously don’t remember me? I can’t believe this!”
“Hey, I mean, you know….(indistinct muttering)…Sorry dude.”
“WE TOOK A SHOWER TOGETHER.”
“Really? Well that’s cool, I guess. If you say so.”
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The worst part…It was it was this guy.
For the record, his name is indeed Steve.
Christ, I think I’m retarded.