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Cocktails for the New Millenium

Note: The Management has been advised to include a disclaimer about the risks of drinking any alcoholic beverages (much less these ones). We’re supposed to inform you that alcohol may cause liver disease, impair your ability to operate motor vehicles, and lead to birth defects. But frankly, we don’t care about your health, you’re already a bad driver, and we’re pretty sure your children would be ugly. In all honesty, we loathe you. So please enjoy:

Cocktails for the New Millennium: The Next Millennium, not this one.
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