Soup At Hand, My (at) ASS
To the makers of Campbell’s “Soup at Hand”
Dear Sirs:
Holy shit. Are you kidding me?
I have seen your commercials presenting your product as an ideal choice for “Lunchers on the go.” Construction workers and commuters alike are shown enjoying the easy portability of this sippable soup. While I’m rarely “on the go,” and I own neither car nor backhoe, I was excited about trying your “Creamy Tomato” soup while at work today (I don’t own a microwave either).
Turns out I could have used a backhoe. To deal with the huge pile of disappointment.
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