Scenes from a Marriage: A Love Story
Jay: “I’m gonna grill up those steaks, you wanna get them ready?”
Karla: “Nothing for me, thanks. I’m not hungry.”
Jay: “Really? But…when we were fooling around earlier your stomach was growling really loudly.”
Karla: “That was just gas. I was holding in this massive fart the whole time.”
Jay: “….”
Karla: “Yeah, I had like a ton of burritos for lunch.”
Jay: “Why do you take a shower before you go work out?”
Karla: “Oh, you know, it helps wake me up. And sometimes I get kind of sweaty when I’m sleeping at night.”
Jay: “Makes sense, I guess.”
Karla: “Also, since I work out Monday-Wednesday-Friday, I usually don’t shower on Tuesdays and Thursdays.”
Jay: “Jesus christ! KARLA!”
Jay: “I’m not buying you pajamajeans.”