A big damn picture of my face on a t-shirt

Sometimes I make things because I think they’ll be hilarious. More often I make them because I think they’ll make me look like an ass. This was both.Grape AgapeI was definitely right about it making me look like an ass.Hey Haterz

An ass with an AMAZING RACK!

Whoa

Yes I bought two of them.

There is no reason you should ever purchase this monstrosity, but well…I’m not the boss of you. Women’s shirts are currently 15% off, use code MOTHER2013 at checkout. (And they’re not kidding about those things running small. They recommend going up a size, but if you like being able to breathe you might wanna go up two. I only went up one, because hey there boobies.)

I’m so very sorry.