Comments for Under The Wagon http://underthewagon.com Drunk, short and bitter since 2003 Thu, 17 May 2012 05:21:09 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.2.3 Comment on The Loneliest Man In The World Gets Starbucks All Wrong by M http://underthewagon.com/2009/09/28/the-loneliest-man-in-the-world-gets-starbucks-all-wrong/#comment-389 M Sat, 07 Aug 2010 05:23:51 +0000 http://underthewagon.com/2009/09/28/the-loneliest-man-in-the-world-gets-starbucks-all-wrong/#comment-389 I'm a guy and I work in Starbucks sometimes when I want a break from both working at home and working in my office. I have never spoken to a woman in Starbucks and never will. Starbucks are full of men working on laptops and women who don't want to be bothered by the millions of men who, well, go to Starbucks. The world would be a lot easier if people would be nice and realize that sometimes the courteous, nice, neighborly think to do is *leave someone alone*. I’m a guy and I work in Starbucks sometimes when I want a break from both working at home and working in my office. I have never spoken to a woman in Starbucks and never will. Starbucks are full of men working on laptops and women who don’t want to be bothered by the millions of men who, well, go to Starbucks. The world would be a lot easier if people would be nice and realize that sometimes the courteous, nice, neighborly think to do is *leave someone alone*.

]]> Comment on Scenes from a Marriage: A Love Story by Karla Pacheco http://underthewagon.com/2010/02/25/scenes-from-a-marriage-a-love-story/#comment-386 Karla Pacheco Wed, 03 Mar 2010 18:30:33 +0000 http://underthewagon.com/2010/02/25/scenes-from-a-marriage-a-love-story/#comment-386 Behold the greatest innovation in Housewife technology since the vacuum and Filipinos - http://www.pajamajeans.com "Pajamas you live in, Jeans you sleep in!" To quote Jay, though: "I'm not buying you anything I'll have to cut off you later." He also said something about "stink lines," "hard enough to get you to change your clothes," and "Why am I not suprised they go up to size 3X," but I was writing a song in my head about how awesome pajamajeans are and pretty much tuned him out. Pajamajeans! Behold the greatest innovation in Housewife technology since the vacuum and Filipinos - http://www.pajamajeans.com

“Pajamas you live in, Jeans you sleep in!”

To quote Jay, though: “I’m not buying you anything I’ll have to cut off you later.” He also said something about “stink lines,” “hard enough to get you to change your clothes,” and “Why am I not suprised they go up to size 3X,” but I was writing a song in my head about how awesome pajamajeans are and pretty much tuned him out.

Pajamajeans!

]]> Comment on Scenes from a Marriage: A Love Story by thea http://underthewagon.com/2010/02/25/scenes-from-a-marriage-a-love-story/#comment-385 thea Wed, 03 Mar 2010 10:37:51 +0000 http://underthewagon.com/2010/02/25/scenes-from-a-marriage-a-love-story/#comment-385 what are pajamajeans? If they're jeans that you fall asleep in every night, I already own a pair. what are pajamajeans? If they’re jeans that you fall asleep in every night, I already own a pair.

]]> Comment on Australia is the new China by Karla Pacheco http://underthewagon.com/2009/12/15/australia-is-the-new-china/#comment-382 Karla Pacheco Wed, 24 Feb 2010 07:26:54 +0000 http://underthewagon.com/2009/12/15/australia-is-the-new-china/#comment-382 My apologies Mully (hereby known as the representative for the population of New Zealand), but it actually WAS a Kiwi trying to violate my tender Southwestern business (I was facing Northeast at the time). So on one hand, I'm required by law to tar NZ with the same ever-so-soiled sodomizing brush as the Ozzies...but on the other hand, while you might be anally fixated, I don't think you're BABY sodomizing rapists, or freedom hating retards (i.e., "Australia") Hope that helps. Let me know if New Zealand needs a reference for any jobs they're applying for, 'cause I'll totally give ya' a good one. Though I'll still have to mention you like to put it in the butt. Yours in Christ, fuck da' police, Karla My apologies Mully (hereby known as the representative for the population of New Zealand), but it actually WAS a Kiwi trying to violate my tender Southwestern business (I was facing Northeast at the time).

So on one hand, I’m required by law to tar NZ with the same ever-so-soiled sodomizing brush as the Ozzies…but on the other hand, while you might be anally fixated, I don’t think you’re BABY sodomizing rapists, or freedom hating retards (i.e., “Australia”)

Hope that helps. Let me know if New Zealand needs a reference for any jobs they’re applying for, ’cause I’ll totally give ya’ a good one. Though I’ll still have to mention you like to put it in the butt.

Yours in Christ, fuck da’ police,
Karla

]]> Comment on Australia is the new China by Mully http://underthewagon.com/2009/12/15/australia-is-the-new-china/#comment-381 Mully Mon, 22 Feb 2010 02:17:03 +0000 http://underthewagon.com/2009/12/15/australia-is-the-new-china/#comment-381 Kindly refrain from tagging us with the same soiled brush you use to portray Australians as baby-raping sodomites. Regards, Population of New Zealand. Kindly refrain from tagging us with the same soiled brush you use to portray Australians as baby-raping sodomites.

Regards,
Population of New Zealand.

]]> Comment on Cormac McCarthy’s Wacky Teen Sex Romp (with fart jokes) by glenn http://underthewagon.com/2009/06/09/cormac-mccarthys-wacky-teen-sex-romp-with-fart-jokes/#comment-380 glenn Fri, 29 Jan 2010 01:43:37 +0000 http://underthewagon.com/2009/06/09/cormac-mccarthys-wacky-teen-sex-romp-with-fart-jokes/#comment-380 I laughed my ass off. Besides I borrowed your pic. leave me a comment if you dont want me to use it.. lol Great story line, by the way.. lololol I laughed my ass off. Besides I borrowed your pic. leave me a comment if you dont want me to use it.. lol
Great story line, by the way.. lololol

]]> Comment on Things I figured out less than a third of the way through Ursula K. LeGuin’s Earthsea Chronicles by Karla Pacheco http://underthewagon.com/2009/12/24/things-i-figured-out-less-than-a-third-of-the-way-through-ursula-k-leguins-earthsea-books/#comment-320 Karla Pacheco Fri, 25 Dec 2009 11:20:02 +0000 http://underthewagon.com/2009/12/24/things-i-figured-out-less-than-a-third-of-the-way-through-ursula-k-leguins-earthsea-books/#comment-320 Bitch puh-leaze! Like I haven't diddled myself silly to Zimmer Bradley (or one of her duly-appointed ghost writers...yeah, I'm looking at you Diana Paxson!) and her non-heteronormative humping ways? Pshaw! That said, I do like the Darkover books I've read, but I have a natural resistance to reading any book that's part of a series out of order. Even if they're stand alone books. I read EVERY Discworld book in one summer, in order (plus the Bromilead), just because a friend had given me "The Fifth Elephant" as a gift, and I was SO pissed to find out there were, you know...25 other books that came before it. Considering even the best bookstore sci-fi/fantasy section never has EVERY Darkover novel in stock, I've always shied away. However, I think I've got most of the Darkovers now (from that lovely sci-fi dump), plus there's a Half-Price bookstore a block away from our new apartment, so maybe that'll be my new project for the next couple weeks. Bitch puh-leaze! Like I haven’t diddled myself silly to Zimmer Bradley (or one of her duly-appointed ghost writers…yeah, I’m looking at you Diana Paxson!) and her non-heteronormative humping ways? Pshaw!

That said, I do like the Darkover books I’ve read, but I have a natural resistance to reading any book that’s part of a series out of order. Even if they’re stand alone books.

I read EVERY Discworld book in one summer, in order (plus the Bromilead), just because a friend had given me “The Fifth Elephant” as a gift, and I was SO pissed to find out there were, you know…25 other books that came before it. Considering even the best bookstore sci-fi/fantasy section never has EVERY Darkover novel in stock, I’ve always shied away.

However, I think I’ve got most of the Darkovers now (from that lovely sci-fi dump), plus there’s a Half-Price bookstore a block away from our new apartment, so maybe that’ll be my new project for the next couple weeks.

]]> Comment on Things I figured out less than a third of the way through Ursula K. LeGuin’s Earthsea Chronicles by Kathana http://underthewagon.com/2009/12/24/things-i-figured-out-less-than-a-third-of-the-way-through-ursula-k-leguins-earthsea-books/#comment-314 Kathana Thu, 24 Dec 2009 15:56:56 +0000 http://underthewagon.com/2009/12/24/things-i-figured-out-less-than-a-third-of-the-way-through-ursula-k-leguins-earthsea-books/#comment-314 Check out some of Marion Zimmer Bradley's Darkover novels if you want some crazy, sexual shannangins. it's a series, but she wrote them all as stand alones, so you can pick up anywhere and skip around. Apparently no one on that planet is capable of vanilla, hetero sex. Check out some of Marion Zimmer Bradley’s Darkover novels if you want some crazy, sexual shannangins. it’s a series, but she wrote them all as stand alones, so you can pick up anywhere and skip around. Apparently no one on that planet is capable of vanilla, hetero sex.

]]> Comment on Australia is the new China by rebar http://underthewagon.com/2009/12/15/australia-is-the-new-china/#comment-307 rebar Wed, 23 Dec 2009 18:42:11 +0000 http://underthewagon.com/2009/12/15/australia-is-the-new-china/#comment-307 I am Very Offended. I haven't had a penis since the 3rd grade, sir! signed, rebar super ultra best LADY friend of Karla's. (I'm totally having business cards made with that title.) I am Very Offended.

I haven’t had a penis since the 3rd grade, sir!

signed,

rebar
super ultra best LADY friend of Karla’s.

(I’m totally having business cards made with that title.)

]]> Comment on Australia is the new China by Karla Pacheco http://underthewagon.com/2009/12/15/australia-is-the-new-china/#comment-298 Karla Pacheco Mon, 21 Dec 2009 10:07:02 +0000 http://underthewagon.com/2009/12/15/australia-is-the-new-china/#comment-298 Dude! Grom! C'mon now, Rebar's one of my super ultra best LADY friends. Just because I accused all people in the south-westernly hemispheres of horrific crimes against nature, there's no need to be crude, my good sir. Dude! Grom! C’mon now, Rebar’s one of my super ultra best LADY friends. Just because I accused all people in the south-westernly hemispheres of horrific crimes against nature, there’s no need to be crude, my good sir.

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