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	<title>Under The Wagon</title>
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	<description>Drunk, short and bitter since 2003</description>
	<pubDate>Mon, 28 Apr 2008 14:56:08 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>I&#8217;m not even a SMART geek.</title>
		<link>http://underthewagon.com/2008/04/18/im-not-even-a-smart-geek/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 18 Apr 2008 22:07:53 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Karla Pacheco</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[Like most complexes catering to upwardly mobile urban professionals such as my husband (I&#8217;m more of an laterally meandering hanger-on), our apartment building likes to post little notices in the elevator.  Sometimes it&#8217;s a sternly worded, disappointed sounding letter regarding people dropping &#8220;items&#8221; off their balconies (cigarette butts?  Babies?  No idea.), other [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Dog People pt. 2: I am trying to break your heart.  And respiratory system, and intestinal tract.</title>
		<link>http://underthewagon.com/2008/03/17/dog-people-pt-2-i-am-trying-to-break-your-heart-and-respiratory-system-and-intestinal-track/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 18 Mar 2008 01:02:50 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Karla Pacheco</dc:creator>
		
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So it turns out I&#8217;m not just humiliating my dogs (as you can see, yep, I made the costumes), now I&#8217;m actively trying to kill them.
I thought I was doing pretty well for the furry little bastards, what with 2 hours at the park every day, lots of toys and only the finest semi-premium dog [...]]]></description>
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		<title>&#8220;News Hole&#8221; is my new favorite phrase</title>
		<link>http://underthewagon.com/2008/03/17/news-hole-is-my-new-favorite-phrase/</link>
		<comments>http://underthewagon.com/2008/03/17/news-hole-is-my-new-favorite-phrase/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 18 Mar 2008 00:57:06 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Karla Pacheco</dc:creator>
		
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Turns out that bloggers are not changing the world as much as we thought/feared.
Damn, and here was I with all my &#8220;Major Media Can Suck My Ass&#8221; t-shirts.
Anyway, interesting article, kind of breaks down a lot of the things Jay and I tend to debate/discuss late at night, just laying in bed.
Wow.  Our life [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Ladies and Gentlemen, I present your new Poet Laureate</title>
		<link>http://underthewagon.com/2008/01/28/ladies-and-gentlemen-i-present-your-new-poet-laureate/</link>
		<comments>http://underthewagon.com/2008/01/28/ladies-and-gentlemen-i-present-your-new-poet-laureate/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 28 Jan 2008 23:35:18 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Karla Pacheco</dc:creator>
		
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The first time I saw this, I stared wide-eyed and amazed for a full 60 seconds, before yelling to Jay in the other room, &#8220;JAY! You wanna see the most perfect rock song EVER?&#8221;
For those of you without speakers on your computer (or if you&#8217;re dying to know what those two bleeped words are), I [...]]]></description>
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		<title>To be honest, my favorite part was when the people who weren’t me fell down.</title>
		<link>http://underthewagon.com/2008/01/23/to-be-honest-my-favorite-part-was-when-the-people-who-weren%e2%80%99t-me-fell-down/</link>
		<comments>http://underthewagon.com/2008/01/23/to-be-honest-my-favorite-part-was-when-the-people-who-weren%e2%80%99t-me-fell-down/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 24 Jan 2008 03:25:45 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Karla Pacheco</dc:creator>
		
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This might just be the perfect day. Well, the perfect day would probably include my husband,* but other than that, today’s been pretty fucking awesome.
Paul came by at 7:00am this morning, and helped me wrestle Orwell and Edison into his car.  I was about as bright eyed and bushy tailed as you’d expect at [...]]]></description>
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		<title>I enjoy new and exciting places (to drink).</title>
		<link>http://underthewagon.com/2008/01/22/i-enjoy-new-and-exciting-places-to-drink/</link>
		<comments>http://underthewagon.com/2008/01/22/i-enjoy-new-and-exciting-places-to-drink/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 22 Jan 2008 22:05:10 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Karla Pacheco</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[General Musings]]></category>

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Jay took off Sunday night for Burbank to help supervise the voice-over recordings for the video game.  He&#8217;ll be gone all week. 
 &#8221;I&#8217;d take you with me, but it&#8217;s&#8230;Burbank.&#8221; 
&#8220;Yeah, no thanks.  I&#8217;m cool.&#8221;
Which might not be entirely accurate.  The last time Jay went down there, he was barely in the cab before I regressed into the disgusting little slattern I was before I met [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Apparently the City of Seattle hates me, my husband, and the year 2008.</title>
		<link>http://underthewagon.com/2008/01/01/apparently-the-city-of-seattle-hates-me-my-husband-and-the-year-2008/</link>
		<comments>http://underthewagon.com/2008/01/01/apparently-the-city-of-seattle-hates-me-my-husband-and-the-year-2008/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 01 Jan 2008 10:06:20 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Karla Pacheco</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[Essays, Manifestos, &amp; Unsolicited Opinions]]></category>

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(Legal Disclaimer:  The City of Seattle probably doesn&#8217;t hate me, my husband, or the next 365 days, I mean, they really don&#8217;t even know us that well.) 
December 31st, 11:35 pm, 2007:  Jay&#8217;s been in bed for almost an hour.  I informed him before he went to bed that I&#8217;d most likely wake him up at a quarter to midnight.  [...]]]></description>
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		<title>My housewife life</title>
		<link>http://underthewagon.com/2007/10/24/my-housewife-life/</link>
		<comments>http://underthewagon.com/2007/10/24/my-housewife-life/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 25 Oct 2007 00:43:05 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Karla Pacheco</dc:creator>
		
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&#8220;You&#8217;ve got to be shitting me.  Seriously, put a video of your day on Youtube and send me the link.  &#8216;Cause I don&#8217;t believe it.&#8221;
That&#8217;s what my friend Rebecca (&#8221;Rebar&#8221;) in Chicago had to say when I described my new life as the species known as &#8221;Domina Domesticatum Americanus.&#8221; 
I am a housewife. 
About 6 months ago Jay finally got the opportunity he&#8217;s been dreaming [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Real Demise of Dumbledore</title>
		<link>http://underthewagon.com/2007/10/22/the-real-demise-of-dumbledore/</link>
		<comments>http://underthewagon.com/2007/10/22/the-real-demise-of-dumbledore/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 23 Oct 2007 03:31:30 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Karla Pacheco</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[Filthy Lies &amp; Fiction]]></category>

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&#8220;In front of a full house of hardcore Potter fans at Carnegie Hall in New York, J.K. Rowling, sitting on the stage on a red velvet and carved wood throne, read from her seventh and final book, &#8220;Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows,&#8221; then took questions. One fan asked whether Albus Dumbledore, the head of [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Dog People</title>
		<link>http://underthewagon.com/2007/10/19/dog-people/</link>
		<comments>http://underthewagon.com/2007/10/19/dog-people/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 20 Oct 2007 03:55:16 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Karla Pacheco</dc:creator>
		
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About 3 weeks ago, Jay got the following call at 10:15 am.
Karla: &#8220;Hey, I need to come down to your office and get some money from you.&#8221;
Jay: &#8220;Uh, okay.&#8221;
Karla: &#8220;Cool. I&#8217;ll be there in half an hour or so.&#8221;
Jay: &#8220;Alright. What&#8217;s it for, anyway?&#8221;
Karla: &#8220;We&#8217;re getting a puppy dropped off at noon.&#8221;
Jay: &#8220;&#8230;&#8221;
Karla: &#8220;See ya [...]]]></description>
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