JOKES FOR KIDS

 Children enjoy stories about Brave Knights

What did the Royal Rabbit need after the Knight jerked off onto him?

SIR CUM FUR RINSE!

Tales of Adventure

How did the Knight’s Semen find its way through his Testicles onto the Royal Rabbit’s lustrous coat?

IT SIR CUM NAVIGATED!

Smiting Injustic for King and Country!

What position was the Knight standing in as he rhythmically pumped his throbbing Erection, his testes pulling tight, legs shaking, the Orgasm building deep in his loins as the pressure mounted…until with a powerful shudder and a gasp of Ecstasy he released his seed in a hot, delicious flood against the Royal Rabbit?

HIS SIR CUM STANCE!

Seriously, Kids fucking LOVE Knights and Shit

How Big was the patch of Sticky Fur the Knight left on the Royal Rabbit?

SIR CUM SIZED!

Children also enjoy Jokes and Wordplay

Who wrote up the Orders of Execution when the King figured out who was Last Seen by the Ejaculate covered Royal Rabbit?

THE SIR CUM SCRIBE!

 

Seriously, though, don't tell these jokes to any kids. I'll go to Jail.

-FIN-

Art generously curated by Karen’s Whimsy, presumably for the use of not awful people who aren’t me.